The 8-Week Carnivore Kickstarter Program
Reset your body with real food, rebuild your energy, and finally feel in control again, in just eight weeks.
Self-paced. Simple to follow. Built for real people who are tired of guessing.
197 € • Lifetime access • 15-day money-back guarantee • Welcome to your upgrade
Be honest, is this YOU right now?
- You wake up tired, even when you sleep 8 hours. Your energy never feels stable.
- You’ve “done everything right” but still feel inflamed, bloated, or foggy.
- You’re constantly thinking about food, craving, restricting, negotiating.
- Your mood and focus crash every afternoon, no matter what you eat.
- You’ve read every diet rule out there… and the more you learn, the more confused you get.
- You look healthy on paper, but deep down you know something’s off.
What if the answer is actually…SIMPLIFY
The 8-Week Carnivore Kickstarter Program is a guided reset that helps you:
- Switch from sugar-dependence to fat-burning so your energy stops crashing all day.
- Calm inflammation and bloating by removing the foods that keep irritating your gut.
- Regulate appetite and cravings instead of fighting them.
- Sleep deeper, recover faster, and think more clearly.
- Rebuild trust with your own body.
No tracking. No macro spreadsheets. No “eat 6 times a day or you’ll lose muscle” nonsense.
Just structure, clarity, and consistent support.
And yes, you can do this even if you’ve failed every “diet” you’ve ever tried.
Functional Nutrition
Fuel your body with real food: meat, fat, salt, water. We remove constant gut irritation and blood sugar chaos. You learn to feed a human body the way a human body actually runs.
Functional Movement
You move to build capability, not to burn guilt. We focus on strength, joint health, circulation, and nervous system calm. No punishment workouts. No shame.
Sleep & Recovery
Recovery is not a luxury. When sleep, light, and stress are in line, hormones stabilise, cravings drop, and your mood finally levels. This is where healing locks in.
These three pillars are the spine of this program. If you hold them, your life changes.
This is for you if…
- You’re tired of waking up exhausted, foggy, and inflamed, no matter what you eat.
- You’re overwhelmed by conflicting nutrition advice and just want a clear, structured plan that works.
- You crave steady energy, mental clarity, and control over your cravings again.
- You’re ready to stop starting over and actually rebuild your health for good.
- You’re willing to simplify, stay consistent, and trust your body’s design again.
This is NOT for you if…
- You’re looking for a plant-based or calorie-counting plan.
- You want cheat days, shortcuts, or “flexible tracking.”
- You’re not ready to reduce alcohol, sugar, seed oils, and processed foods.
- You expect results without changing how you live, eat, and recover.
- You want another temporary fix instead of a real reset.
Why I built this
I’ve lived both sides of the spectrum.
I was once the plant-based guy. Raw vegan. Green juices. Detoxes. I preached vegetables, fiber, and discipline. I was inflamed, tired, anxious, and constantly chasing “health.”
I built this program because most people don’t need more information. They need a reset that actually works in real life.
I don’t want you counting almonds or apologising for being hungry. I want you to feel steady. Clear. Powerful in your own body again.
Welcome to your upgrade.
Patrick Meijer, CHHC
Functional Carnivore Coach
How it works
- Join the program
You get instant access to Week 1. No waiting, no slow drip. - Watch one video per week
Each week covers exactly what to do with food, movement, recovery, and mindset. - Follow the notes
Under each video you get plain, actionable steps. No overwhelm. - Show up for questions
You have lifetime access to the live weekly Q&A calls. Ask anything, any time. - Keep what works
By Week 8 you’re not guessing, crashing, or negotiating with cravings. You’re steady.
Join The 8-Week Carnivore Kickstarter Program
One decision. A lifetime upgrade.
You get:
Lifetime access to all 8 weeks of video lessons
Lifetime access to all written guidance and notes
Lifetime access to weekly live Q&A calls
Future updates included
15-day money-back guarantee*
197 €
One-time payment. No subscription. No upsell wall inside the course.
FAQ Section
Everything You Need to Know About The Program
FAQ Section
Everything You Need to Know About The Program
Yes. You’ll have access to optional weekly live Q&A calls, where you can ask questions, get guidance, and learn from others going through the journey too.
Perfect, this course was made for you. It’s designed to remove overwhelm and confusion, giving you structure, confidence, and clarity from Day 1.
Not necessarily. I’ll show you how to approach caffeine in a way that supports recovery instead of wrecking your sleep and nervous system. The goal is awareness, not punishment.
No. In fact, I recommend not fasting at first. This course helps you build a strong foundation, and fasting is something you may explore later, if and when your body is ready.
No problem. Organs are optional. We talk about them in Week 5, but you can complete the full course and see great results with just meat, fat, salt, and water.
Lifetime. You can come back to this anytime you need a reset.
Yes, and you should. We touch on hormone health throughout the course, and this way of eating is often life-changing for women in perimenopause or menopause who struggle with energy, mood, cravings, or weight.
This was built for real life. You’re not meal-prepping six boxes a day. You’re learning how to eat simply anywhere and still stay in control.
Nope. This is a real food–based program. A few people may benefit from electrolytes, but there are no required powders, shakes, or “keto” products.
Yes. You keep lifetime access to the weekly live Q&A calls. No extra charge.
Nope! This course is designed to guide you through the Carnivore approach step by step. Whether you’re going all-in or simply looking to reset your health and reduce inflammation. You choose your pace and level of strictness.
No. I am not your doctor. You are responsible for speaking to your medical professional before you begin. This program is education and coaching, not medical treatment.
Most people experience fat loss, reduced bloating, and better body composition naturally, without tracking. But this program is about health first. When you heal your metabolism and hormones, weight often takes care of itself.
Yes! I offer a15-day money-back guarantee.If you’ve gone through Week 1 and you feel this program isn’t right for you, simply email me within 15 days of purchase and I’ll refund you in full.No hassle, no hard feelings.I only want people in this program who are truly ready to make a change, and if it doesn’t feel right for you, that’s completely okay.This guarantee gives you the freedom to start confidently, knowing you have nothing to lose, and potentially everything to gain.
This program is for educational purposes only and is not a substitute for medical advice. By joining, you confirm that you understand and accept this and that you’ve consulted your doctor before making nutritional or lifestyle changes.