Unlock Your Best Self with My 90-Day Functional Carnivore Coaching Program
Unlock Your Best Self with My 90-Day Functional Carnivore Coaching Program
You’ve spent years showing up for everyone else; family, career, responsibilities. But somewhere along the way, your energy dipped, your body changed, and your drive faded.
This program is about taking that back.
In 90 days, you’ll reset your body with a no-nonsense carnivore approach, build real strength through functional movement, and get the support you need to stay consistent.
This isn’t about chasing youth, it’s about stepping into the strongest, most capable version of yourself right now.
Ready to feel like yourself again, only better?
Welcome to your upgrade.
Here’s How It Works
Here’s How It Works
Whether you want focused, one-on-one guidance or thrive with the energy of a supportive group, you’ve got options.
Both coaching paths run for 90 days and are built for serious transformation. You’ll fuel your body with a clean, animal-based approach, train with purpose, and get the tools to recover, sleep, and live like someone who’s finally in control of his health.
Not sure which path fits best?
I’ve laid out the differences between personal and group coaching on a separate page. But here’s the quick version:
- One-on-One Coaching
This is a private, fully personalised journey. Just you and me, working closely to shape every detail around your specific goals, challenges, and schedule. - Group Coaching
Join a community of men moving in the same direction. You’ll get structure, accountability, and the power of shared momentum.
Fortnightly Coaching Calls: More Than Just Meat
Fortnightly Coaching Calls: More Than Just Meat
Every two weeks, we’ll meet for a focused coaching call. These aren’t just quick updates, they’re where real progress happens. We’ll look at what’s working, what needs adjusting, and how to keep pushing forward.
Yes, you’ll learn exactly how to make the carnivore lifestyle work for your body, your goals, and your routine. But this isn’t just about meat and workouts. It’s a full-spectrum reset.
We’ll cover recovery, training, and mindset, but we’ll also dive into the often-overlooked details that affect your health. Like the junk hiding in your skincare products. The cookware you’re using daily. Your sleep habits. Hydration. Stress. It all matters, and it all gets addressed here.
This is practical, no-nonsense coaching built for real life. You’ll walk away from every call with clarity, momentum, and real solutions that fit your world, not some idealised version of it.
Because becoming your strongest, most energised self takes more than just steak. It takes a lifestyle that backs you.
Where Fitness Meets Function
Where Fitness Meets Function
The nutrition side is only half of what makes this program work. Just as important is how you move, train, and rebuild strength. Inside the program, you’ll follow a tailored functional fitness plan that focuses on building real-world strength, protecting your joints, improving mobility, and supporting your body as you move through midlife and beyond.
We don’t chase extremes. We build strength that lasts.
One-on-One? Your Personal Functional Carnivore Coach
One-on-One? Your Personal Functional Carnivore Coach
For those who prefer one-on-one coaching, I’m at your service, literally. You’ll have direct WhatsApp support from me, and there’s no limit to how often you can reach out. Hit a roadblock? Send me a message. Cravings sneaking in? I’ll help you crush them. Struggling with motivation? I’ve got your back. I’m all in with you, giving you the support and guidance you need (except when I’m catching Z’s from 22:00 to 08:00, I’m human too).
The WhatsApp Group: Your Tribe in Your Pocket
One of the standout features of my Functional Carnivore Group Coaching program is the dedicated WhatsApp group. This isn’t your average chat, it’s your 24/7 support network. Imagine having a squad of guys, all on the same journey, right in your pocket. The WhatsApp group is where the real action happens. Whether you’re hitting a milestone, struggling with a tough workout, or just need some motivation, the group’s got your back.
Here’s Why It’s a Game Changer
Real-Time Support:Got a question? Need advice? Hit up the group, and within minutes you’ve got answers, feedback, and encouragement. Whether it’s from me or one of your fellow carnivores, you’re never alone.
Shared Experience: Everyone in the group is facing similar challenges and victories. You’ll bond over shared struggles, laugh at the carnivore quirks, and celebrate each other’s wins like you’ve known these guys for years.
Instant Accountability:When you know you’re sharing your progress with the group, it’s an instant motivator. Post your videos, share your workouts, and show off those transformations. It pushes everyone to step up their game.
Daily Motivation: Some days you’ll feel on top of the world, and others… not so much. That’s when the group kicks in. The guys will lift you up when you need it most, and I’m always in there making sure the vibe stays high and everyone stays on track.
Stay on Track with Regular Check-Ins
Stay on Track with Regular Check-Ins
Before each call in both the group and on-on-one program, I’ll ask you to fill out a ‘Revisit Form.’ This form gives me a clear snapshot of where you’re at. Your wins, your struggles, and any new challenges. It’s how I keep my finger on the pulse of your progress and ensure you’re hitting those goals you set at the beginning of the program. After each call, you’ll get notes and a recording of the session, so you can go back and soak in all the carnivore wisdom (and the occasional dad joke).
Celebrate the Transformation
Celebrate the Transformation
At the end of the 90 days, we’ll celebrate your gains. And trust me, there will be a lot to celebrate. Whether it’s fat loss, increased strength, or newfound energy that makes you feel like you’ve turned back the clock. We’ll also talk about what’s next for you as a functional carnivore. Because after these 90 days, you’re not just transformed, you’ve been upgraded!
Ready to Turn Your Life Around?
Ready to Turn Your Life Around?
This program is for those who want more out of life. More strength, more energy, more confidence. If you’re tired of spinning your wheels and ready to make a real, lasting change, now’s the time. Whether you go one-on-one or join the group, this is your chance to become the fittest, strongest, most unstoppable version of yourself.
What are you waiting for? Don’t sit on the sidelines. Claim your spot in my next 90-day program. Let’s get after it!
Reach Out – Let’s Talk!
Reach Out – Let’s Talk!
If you’re feeling stuck, low on energy, uncomfortable in your body, or unsure where to even begin, I’m here to help.
Send me a message and we’ll talk through what’s going on, what you need, and how this coaching can support you. No pressure, no perfect timing, just a real conversation about what’s possible.
You don’t have to figure it out alone.
Let’s take the first step together.